fyfps:

Seven reasons I’m sad the last console generation is over….

third-eyes:

✧ open your third eye ✧

third-eyes:

✧ open your third eye ✧

(via outrunthe-apathy)

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

(via ruinedchildhood)

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

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dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

(via outrunthe-apathy)

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

(via thefuuuucomics)

When the D&D party decides to talk to the dragon (good or evil). Pulling diplomacy checks to reason with it.

siamesesnow:

How they think it will turn out…

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How it actually turns out…

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Ye

(via effyeah-toast)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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