fatphrodite:

#ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds

fatphrodite:

#ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds

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Damn she tall as hell.

(via ruinedchildhood)

That was hot. That was cool. That was like a threesome in a way.

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umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

(via tothesea-of-love)

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

(via internetcallgirl)

romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

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zeelsama:

Dascha Polanco attends the Rolando Santana Fashion Show at NYFW

im gonna pass out

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ruinedchildhood:

Chill it’s a metaphor

ruinedchildhood:

Chill it’s a metaphor

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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